TOP 10 KOLLYWOOD HERO'S JOKES!!!

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# 10
 
"Super Star"
RAJINIKANTH

"I don't like to do romance with young heroines."
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 9
 
"Universal Hero"
KAMAL HASSAN

"I don't like to keep 'kiss scene' in my films."
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 8
 
"Cheeyan"
VIKRAM

"My age is only 24."
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 7
 
SURIYA

"My height is 8.5 feet."
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 6
 
DHANUSH

"I am going to act in Part 3 of Terminator."
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 5
 
"Ultimate Star"
AJIT KUMAR

"Red is a good movie."
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 4
 
"Pratchi Thalapathy"
VISHAL

"After the success of Satyam film, we are planning to take Satyam Part 2."
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 3
 
"Little Super Star"
T.R.SILAMBARASAN

"I don't like romance  scenes."
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 2
 
JEEVA

"Only, my films run for more than 800 days."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Here comes the last, but not least…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MEGA SUPERB JOKE
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
# 1
 
"Ilaya Thalapathy"
Dr. VIJAY

"I am a Hero."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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