Re: Alphabets!!!!

Wish all my frnds a happy diwali.....

On 11/2/10, Mohanakannan B <goodbmk@gmail.com> wrote:
> Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
> A: B. (bee)
>
> Q: What letter is a part of the head?
> A: I. (eye)
>
> Q: What letter is a drink?
> A: T. (tea)
>
> Q: What letter is a body of water?
> A: C. (sea)
>
> Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"?
> A: The letter " I "
>
> Q: What letter is a vegetable?
> A: P. (pea)
>
> Q: What letter is an exclamation?
> A: O. (oh!)
>
> Q: What letter is a European bird?
> A: J. (Jay)
>
> Q: What letter is looking for causes ?
> A: Y. (why)
>
> Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
> A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)
>
> Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand
> years?
> A: The letter "m".
>
> Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?
> A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.
>
> Q: In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
> A: It can make "her" "hear.
>
> Q: Which is the loudest vowel?
> A: The letter "I". It is always in the midst of noise
>
> Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?
> A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day".
>
> Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter?
> A: Because it is in the middle of "fun".
>
> Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
> A: Alphabet = (26 letters)
>
> Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?
> A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U".
>
> Q: What is the end of everything?
> A: The letter "g".
>
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> * B.Mohanakannan,*
> * Programmer Analyst,*
> * ASV SunTechPark, Chennai.*
>